December 2011
sailortits: my favorite 2011 moment rapture
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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my mom yelled out “all the christmas decorations are down! no decorating until easter!” i almost said “WE’RE NOT DECORATING FOR MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR DAY?”
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Parents: get off the computer
Me: excuse me, I'm a professional blogger have more respect
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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me: i love you
chicken nuggets:
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chicken nuggets:
me: shh don't speak
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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darrencrass: this is the best gif on the internet
Dec 30th
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wonderpanties asked: I'll see you when you get back than. have fun
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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I miss the sound of your voice And I miss the rush of your skin And I miss the still of the silence As you breathe out and I breathe in If I could walk on water If I could tell you what’s next Make you believe Make you forget
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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centenaries asked: nivu + centenaries = brOTP 4evaaaaaaaaaa
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Listenkathleendid:
Dec 28th
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My family when someone wakes up before anyone...
Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
Everyone else: Let me just stomp throughout the house, slam a bunch of doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.
Dec 28th
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im not a child moseby i know how to spell prndl oh im sorry why dont we just relax turn on the radio would you like am or fmmmmmmmmm
Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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centenaries liked your chat: me: my new year’s resolution will be to lose… ~ugly sob~
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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there’s a kid who lives down the hallway from me in my dorm he must’ve gotten a camera for christmas he’s been uploading the most beautiful and adorable pictures of his family and pets i really wish i had a camera like that i sound creepy but he’s been posting the pictures on facebook and i saw them on my newsfeed so shhhh
Dec 27th
Dec 27th
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child predator: I have candy come in my van
me: no thanks
predator: I have wifi come in my van
me: ok
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
Dec 26th
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“We mistake sex for romance. Guys are taught that pushing a girl up against a...”
– John C. Moffi (via pratfall)
Dec 26th
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me: my new year's resolution will be to lose weight.
cookies: bitch
cake: stop
bread: trippin
Dec 26th
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‎2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you've...
Dec 26th
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